It’s not “D’oh.” It’s “D’eau.”
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actually i got them from your closet
The chipper, cheery mascot of the Fallout series has always been Vault Boy, the blonde-haired, bright-smiled lad giving a big thumbs up and a delightful wink, in stark contrast to the horrible post-nuclear war dystopian future the game plops you in. But WHY exactly is he giving you a thumbs up? And is there an explanation for what he’s doing that makes more sense than a jokey contrast between retro-optimism vs. current misery? As you can probably tell from the tone of the article so far, there totally is.
There’s an old rule in Nuclear Bomb Safety Instructions that says, essentially:
"If you see a nuclear explosion on the horizon, stick out your thumb at arms length. If your thumb covers the explosion completely, you’re at a safe distance from the explosion. If your thumb does not cover the explosion, run like hell."
Skulltula Ambush by NateHallinanArt
I should probably stay off the Major Armstrong tag. It’s too entertaining.